February 2011
One thing I hate about being a girl:
myworldasdestiny:
My parents think I’ll get raped wherever I go.
And I’m like, “Have you seen me?”
What if I were half as pretty as most girls are,
29951.) You thought it was your fault and you...
When you see the person you like flirting with...
You don’t want to seem bothered so you’re like
… but once no one’s looking you go ape shit like
30015.) I'm not thin. I don't have flawless skin....
Evesdropping into my grandparents convo:
Grandpa: Oh, look its the black guy!
Grandma: What black guy?
Grandpa: Ahh the black guy from paris *starts clapping* bravo.
Grandma: uh,
When is Justin Bieber going to get a wax figure?
justinrelated:
I’d love to take a pic with the wax figure so when my friend takes the pic I grabJustins crotch real quick and then we leave! lol
peaceloveangela:
day 01- your current relationship. i’m forever alone and probably always will be.
You can't look at a guy's past if you want to be...
30101.) i sometimes hate how my bestfriend is .
Anonymous asked: Are you still a virgin? lol :p
January 2011
In hungry
Fuck.
I wish I were half as pretty as most girls.
When your friend steps on your shoe:
lilian-banh:
mypatronusisyou:
astheanchorsinks:
When a random black guy steps on your shoe:
I couldn’t not reblog this
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRB FUCKING DYING
That awkward moment when you realize everyone is...
thecrazyfilipino:
